Anime Parliament®
Notable Case Decisions:

2007



ANXT-0701
Pokemon vs. employers

Case:
  • Motion to establish labor union: Approved
  • 40 Hour work week: Approved
  • 2 week paid vacation/yr: Approved



ANXT-0702
PETA (People for ethical treatment of abominations) on behalf of tentacle monsters

Case: Motion to grant equal rights to all tentacle monsters:
Verdict: Approved


ANXT-0703
Ppl vs. the ZAFT Alliance

Case: Gross mismanagement of human resources
Verdict: Guilty

Result: Zap Brannigan (Futurama) placed in as new leader of ZAFT alliance


ANXT-0704
Ppl vs. Kikiyo

Case: Soul reaping w/o a license
Verdict: Guilty

Result: Janken and Shippo to be made parole officers, and Kikiyo is to be hired by the soul society.


ANXT-0705
Ppl vs. Mario

Case: Substance abuse
Verdict: Guilty

Result: Mario is to re-watch all of his life events a la Robot Chicken.


OTKN-0701
Mikuru Asahina vs. Haruhi Suzumiya

Case: Inappropriate contact and exploitation.
Arguments: The so-called “inappropriate acts” are commonplace in Japan, and sometimes qualify as greetings. Secondly, Haruhi is god, and thus Mikuru is merely a figment of Haruhi’s imagination, therefore having no rights.

Verdict: Not-Guilty


OTKN-0702
Citizens of Ivalice vs. Delita Hyral (FFT)

Charge: Crimes against humanity, war crimes, murder, usurpation of the throne, kidnapping and desertion of his post.
Arguments: Actions were taken in the best interest of the state.

Verdict: Not-Guilty


MNXT-0701
Ppl vs. Elfen Lied to decide the fate of main characters

Result:
  • Nana: Released to Kouta’s custody
  • Nyu: Relseased to the custody of the Magistrate
  • Kuroma: Plushified, given to Nyu



MNXT-0702
Sango vs. Naraku

Case: Labor laws. Motion to free children under Naraku’s control, and plushify Naraku.
Verdict: Guilty

Result: Children freed, Naraku to be made mortal and given to detachments (ie Kagura)


MNXT-0703
Shinigami #438 vs. the Ice Maidens of Yu Yu Hakusho

Charge: Infanticide
Background: If a child is born male in the Ice Maiden society, it is killed.
Verdict: Guilty

Result: All Ice Maidens to be made male.