Notable Case Decisions:
Pokemon vs. employers
- Motion to establish labor union: Approved
- 40 Hour work week: Approved
- 2 week paid vacation/yr: Approved
PETA (People for ethical treatment of abominations) on behalf of tentacle monsters
Case: Motion to grant equal rights to all tentacle monsters:
Ppl vs. the ZAFT Alliance
Case: Gross mismanagement of human resources
Result: Zap Brannigan (Futurama) placed in as new leader of ZAFT alliance
Ppl vs. Kikiyo
Case: Soul reaping w/o a license
Result: Janken and Shippo to be made parole officers, and Kikiyo is to be hired by the soul society.
Ppl vs. Mario
Case: Substance abuse
Result: Mario is to re-watch all of his life events a la Robot Chicken.
Mikuru Asahina vs. Haruhi Suzumiya
Case: Inappropriate contact and exploitation.
Arguments: The so-called “inappropriate acts” are commonplace in Japan, and sometimes qualify as greetings. Secondly, Haruhi is god, and thus Mikuru is merely a figment of Haruhi’s imagination, therefore having no rights.
Citizens of Ivalice vs. Delita Hyral (FFT)
Charge: Crimes against humanity, war crimes, murder, usurpation of the throne, kidnapping and desertion of his post.
Arguments: Actions were taken in the best interest of the state.
Ppl vs. Elfen Lied to decide the fate of main characters
- Nana: Released to Kouta’s custody
- Nyu: Relseased to the custody of the Magistrate
- Kuroma: Plushified, given to Nyu
Sango vs. Naraku
Case: Labor laws. Motion to free children under Naraku’s control, and plushify Naraku.
Result: Children freed, Naraku to be made mortal and given to detachments (ie Kagura)
Shinigami #438 vs. the Ice Maidens of Yu Yu Hakusho
Background: If a child is born male in the Ice Maiden society, it is killed.
Result: All Ice Maidens to be made male.